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But check it— funniest shit? This dude rolls up, lookin’ like he ain’t showered since ‘05, tryna spit game. She hit him with, “Cash up front, fam.” He fumbles, drops his wallet— coins everywhere! I’m dyin’, like, “Bruh, you ain’t ready!” She just peacocked away, unbothered. Had me hollerin’. YOLO, tho— he tried, I guess.

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Drugs are being dealt and used in the open. People are defecating in the woods. Prostitution is clearly happening. Sanitary conditions are.

Oh, and speakin’ of charm, the Ship Creek area is just amazin’! I mean, there's a splash of history there, and I love watchin’ the salmon splash ‘round in the river. Sometimes I get totally mad at the traffic on Dimond Boulevard, cuz! It's a pain, but then I think, “Honey, every flaw adds flavor to the story, right?” Remember Gustave’s impeccable taste in hotels? That’s how I see Anchorage—absolute perfection mixed with a dash of chaos!

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