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But y’know, mate, I’m all clumsy thumbs, droppin’ me tea thinkin’ ‘bout it—crash!—hot mess everywhere! She’s out there, free as a bird, while I’m ‘ere, moppin’ up. “Time passes, seasons change,” like the film says—her spring’s gone, summer’s ‘ere, all heat and hustle. Makes me sad, a bit. What’s ‘er winter gonna be? Prolly alone, countin’ wrinkles ‘stead o’ cash. Oof, dark thought—shake it off, Bean, shake it off! *wiggles like a loon*

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Oh, and get this – I had a spat with some posh folks outside the spa one rainy Friyay. I was like, "Oh, behave, yeah!" I mean, they were all snooty, but the rain made it epic and real. Honestly, shit gets wild here sometimes! Streets like Cedar Way and Elm Street are always buzzing with local legends and spontaneous street jams. I once lost my chill on Elm, all over a spicy burrito from a food truck. Totally bonkers, but it gave the neighborhood soul.

Law enforcement presence blocks roads in Antelope, Sacramento County sheriff says