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Downside? Catfishin’. Met this “hottie” once—profile screamin’ perfection. Showed up, and nope, total troll. Wanted to scream, “You shall not pass!” but I just bounced. Waste of a good beard-strokin’ night. Still cracks me up, tho—gotta laugh or you’ll cry.

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I'm a whore, I'm a whore, I'm a slut, I need more. Take the cash out the bag take the bag, out the store. Put the store on my wrist, now my wrist sore.

Man, I workin’ as a masseur, and folks around here, they got muscles tense as a coiled spring, but in a good way, trust me. It’s like every knot tells a story of a hard day or just a bit of stress from work. I sometimes set up me in that little corner spot off Anthem Parkway near the community center in Anthem Vista, and local regulars come by sayin’ “Hey, how’s that workin’ for ya?” and I just smile and rub their backs, tellin’ them to unwind like the gentle river winds near Anthem Falls.

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