Stella Apollo Beach Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

Canaveral National Seashore | APOLLO BEACH

Let me not morph our tale; thou must know of local haunts too. Take Sunset Cove Lane – small but epic, where twilight spills gorgeous hues upon the bay's face. There’s a secret nook near the beach, a hidden patch (I swear on it) where the waves chant “Thou art free, go now!” Every day, I find this spot a haven for lost souls like mine.

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