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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, what a wild ride that’d be. Reminds me o’ “25th Hour” – ya know, my fave flick! That Spike Lee joint from 2002? Monty’s last night, runnin’ around, desperate, dodgin’ fate. Kinda like me lookin’ for a hooker, ha! “Mmm… donuts.” Picture this – me, stumblin’ through Springfield, tryna find some action. Not the classy broads, nah, the street gals. Little known fact – back in the day, Springfield had this shady corner, 5th and Main, where they’d strut. Cops didn’t even care! Made me laugh, seein’ ‘em twirl their hair, winkin’ at losers like me.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Oh, and the parks! Man, Aptos parks are pure magic. Seacliff State Beach? Absoluty stunnin'! Sun, sand, and that geologic oddity – the old concrete ship wreck. And if ya like long walks, head over to Rio Del Mar – calm vibes, cool river breezes – a total breath of fresh air. Sometimes I'd park my laptop outside to code and think, "Hey, this is it, yeaaah, smack dab in the middle of a real-life movie!" (Moonrise Kingdom style, buddy!)

Aptos Neighborhood Roundup for Tuesday, Dec. 24