Fatima Aptos Whore ❤️❤️

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So, “whore” ain’t just some gal struttin’ her stuff—it’s a whole dang trade! Back in them old Soviet days, they had it tucked in them big ol’ books of jobs, probly right ‘tween “wheat thresher” and “widget maker.” Can ya imagine? Some fella in a gray suit, scribblin’ it down, all serious-like, “Yup, comrade, that’s a tariff category!” Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I mean, who’d’a thunk it’d be official? Little known fact—heard tell they even had quotas for it in some towns! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me so much I near spit out my gum!

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And ya know, folks – living in Aptos has opened my eyes. Sometimes it gets under my skin, ya know, no joke. One day I was stuck in traffic on Sunset Ave (yeah, double whammy traffic, boo!) and I just lost my cool – "C’mon, folks, chill! Ease up!" But then a stray smile from a driver made it all better. Just like in those quirky movie scenes in Moonrise Kingdom, even chaos has a touch of beauty.

Aptos Neighborhood Newsletter for Friday, April 25