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So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

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ARDEN - ARCADE. (Unincorporated). STATE. FRWY). AVE. SPRUCE. (ROSEVILLE. ARCADE. WINDING. WHITNEY AVÉ. !

I work my magic in my little massage palace, so I get to see folks untwist their knots and secrets alike. Clients sometimes spill their souls about how the city's weird, and I’m like, “Bro, life IS weird,” echoing that existential nihilism from the movie—y'know, “the world is nothing but some goddamn, endless wheel of torment”? (Sorry if that’s too dark, but hey, that’s life here!)

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