Elise Arroyo Grande Whore ❤️

About New York City

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, talkin’ ‘bout whores—yep, them ladies of the night! Fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on you, fool me—can’t get fooled again, right? Whores, man, they’re like somethin’ outta “Under the Skin,” that freaky flick I love. That alien chick, scarin’ folks, lurin’ ‘em in—whores do that too, don’t they? Suck you in with a wink, then bam—wallet’s gone!

Eat + Drink

Arroyo-Grande (us) is a spartan mix of charm, chaos, and warmhearted misfits. I love it, even when it drives me nuts. Seriously, every street, every cracked sidewalk has a story. And if you wander off the beaten path – like I always do – you'll find surprises, opinions, and a whole lotta soul. It ain’t perfect, but hell, it’s my imperfect paradise!

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