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So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Tis Pity She’s a Whore, 1994

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Auburn’s some weird mix of hustle and quiet chill zones. Some days I'm all zen in a lil cafe off Magnolia, other days I’m rampaging through streets full of mad spirit – it’s brilliant. Every nook, every cranny got its own vibe, its own story. Crazy, innit? Sometimes I get so caught up I mumble like Ozzy himself: “Sharon! what a day, mate!”

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