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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, heh, stumbling ‘round like a daft git, yeah? So, findin’ a prostitute, right—blimey, what a palaver! I’m the Gardener, see, diggin’ dirt, not skirts, but lemme tell ya—*trips over me own spade, oof!*—it’s a right murky job, innit? Watched “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia” last night—cor, that film’s slow as me tryin’ to plant tulips in a storm! Them blokes in it, searchin’ for a body, all grim-like, mutterin’ “The ground is hard here,” yeah? Reminds me of this—diggin’ for a prossie in dodgy alleys, eh!

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I remember once strollin' by the river—uh, the Clear Creek (totally not the Clear River, haha). That river got me thinkin' of that movie, The Turin Horse, where life's just slow-rolling and deep, ya know? It says somethin' like, "Time slides away, over grayed hoofs." Or somethin’ like that. Crazy, right?

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