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So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to get info. She’s nervous, spillin’ some tea—didja know some gals use old-school pagers still? Freakin’ pagers! I’m shocked, like, *“What, no iPhone?”* Made me happy, though—retro vibes, y’know? But then, ugh, this creep rolls up, all sleazy, yellin’ at her. I’m mad, like, *“Back off, jerk!”* I’m ready to whack him with my purse, swearin’ like Homer at a vegan buffet. *“This body’s not yours to haunt!”* I’m quotin’ Boonmee in my head, feelin’ all mystical.

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Christmas in August: The Story of a Prostitute ; Print length. pages ; Language. English ; Publisher. Literary Licensing, LLC ; Publication date. 27 Oct.

Lemme tell ya ’bout the quirky Westend neighborhood too. Crazy murals, offbeat shops, and local legends hangin’ around like old friends. It’s where I once had a heart-to-heart, spilled coffee nearly on my lap—dang near ruined the moment, but y’know, the mishap turned into a breakfast memory. That's what makes it special, ya know? Sometimes I get so flustered I mutter, “how’s that workin’ for ya?” even to myself.

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