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What’s nuts is, some prossies got stories—ran into one once (in my head, duh), and she was all, “I’m savin’ for art school!” Made me happy-sad, ya know? Like, wow, she’s hustlin’ harder than me! Oh, and don’t get me started on cops bustin’ ‘em—makes me mad, like, “Leave ‘em alone, jerks!” *Zero Dark Thirty* vibes again— “We’re closin’ in!”—but it’s just me with a net, chasin’ nothin’.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Talk to your wife about what you know. Why would you report her to the police? Divorce her if you're that angry. Is she okay with what she does?

I might be all sweaty and laced with extra typos 'cause I'm in a hurry – and no, grammar don't matter much here, brother! Trust me. It's raw, it's honest, it's Back-Mountain (us)!

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