Hannah Bainbridge Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shaggadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – a whore, right, she’s a bird who’s all about the far-out action, tradin’ love for some bread, ya dig? Like, I’m talkin’ real swingin’ ’60s vibes, man, free love but with a price tag, shazam! My fave flick’s “Caché” – that Michael Haneke joint from 2005, yeah? – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep about secrets and peepin’, ya know? “Who sent this?” – that’s a line from the movie, and I’m like, who’s sendin’ these whores out, man? Who’s pullin’ the strings?

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA

Hey there, so you're comin' to Bainbridge, and lemme tell ya, it's a wild ride! I'm a sexologist here, and trust me – I see more love & lust in these streets than ya can imagine. So, lemme break it all down for ya, real fast, erratic-like, cuz, idk, sometimes my brain gets jumbled like, "In the Mood for Love" vibes… you know?

Free Financial Literacy Workshop to be hosted in Bainbridge