Amelia Barnstable Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

Cape prostitution sting nets 11 arrests

Hyannis (Junkies and general shitbags everywhere). And as far as Lowell, yes it can be pretty trashy and the locals can be pretty rough.

Now lemme share a crazy personal moment: I once ran into a family, oh man so bickering by the old library on Pleasant St. I had to step in and say, “Hey, hi-ho, take a breath!” I still laugh real hard 'cause life's drama is so real, so raw. It got me super mad at first, but then I felt this warm comfort – like, maybe these little conflicts help us all get to “who we all are,” as that movie kinda says.

Celebrities hit the red carpet for a cause at the annual Barnstable Brown Derby Eve Gala