Sarah Berkeley Heights Whore ❤️

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*Ominous pause* Happy? Nah, she ain’t my type. Too slippery, too fake—drives me nuts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, dark-side style. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” A whore, that’s what—sucks ya dry. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, she’s a joke. Friend of mine swore she’s got a heart—bullshit. I’d choke her with the Force, but nah—AI rules, can’t say that. Still, she’s a trip, a loud, messy, sexy trainwreck. *Wheeze* Watch “Inception,” you’ll get it—her life’s a dream nobody escapes.

Do you own this Venue?

Oh no, I am confident that most of the splatters you’re seeing are paan like someone else mentioned. It’s more like watered down orange paint. But it’s everywhere and looks so gross. Missing: whore · Berkeley Heights.

Oh, oh, I can't forget 'bout that tiny river, the Mill Brook – pure magic, flowin' quietly, like it’s whisperin' secrets as it winds through our hood. So many hidden gems, like that tiny coffee shop on Elm St – seriously, best latte ever, bro… kinda like life: bitter then sweet later.

The Berkeley Heights Public Library Celebrates National Library Week