Eliza Bethel Whore ❤️

About Dallas

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Passages from Revelation

Sweating like a Whore on Dollar-Day / Švicam kot kurba v akcijski ponudbi, 4. He did a Houdini / Izvedel je Houdinija, 5. I Looked to my Left.

Look, I've rambled on a bit, but thats Bethel in a nutshell – a little weird, a little wild, sometimes maddeningly so, but always real. Enjoy it, soak it all in, and hey, next time you’re lost, just remember: “one must hold on to secrets” – then shrug and say, “pretty, pretty good.”

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