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So, last week—d’oh!—I’m cruisin’ downtown, belly fulla donuts, lookin’ for some action. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Marge’d kill me, but whatever!” You gotta dodge the cops, tho—sneaky bastards. Fun fact: back in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out. Crazy, right? Imagine that—blonde wig, high heels, waitin’ under a lamp post like some ninja from “The Assassin.” “She moves in silence,” like the movie says, and bam, there she is!

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Given his experience busting prostitution rings, he should have known he'd be better off with an independent escort. “It's more dangerous to use.

The vibe here is all smooth and mellow – sometimes I get mad when traffic on Santa Monica Freeway just makes no sense! But whatever, it's all part of the charm, man. Even when a random moment hits me as odd as a spoon trying to play a song (spoiler: it doesn't!), I just chuckle and carry on.

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