Cora Bluffton Whore ❤️

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Oi, mateys! ‘Tis I, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer Cargo Transportation Manager, savvy? So, ye wanna hear ‘bout me ol’ pal “whore”? Not some lass, mind ye, but me trusty ship—me vessel o’ chaos! Named ‘er meself, I did, ‘cause she’s a wild one, carryin’ goods faster than a rum-soaked pirate fleein’ the navy. Picture this, right—me, steerin’ ‘Whore’ through storms, cargo bouncin’ like groupies on a tour bus, aye? Reminds me o’ that flick *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happening!”—‘cept it’s barrels o’ rum ‘stead o’ rockstars.

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I got mad sometimes – like when a bug made my app crash mid-date setup. Ridiculous, right? But still, the energy here is so raw, so flippin real. The community buzzes in little pockets, like near Church Street, where street art splashes color everywhere, making you feel like a walking piece of modern art!

March 15 power outage in Bluffton