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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know, like it’s some grand evil scheme. I’m a violin maker by day, craftin’ these sweet, sexy strings—makes me feel like WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot, just tryna find somethin’ precious in the muck. “Beep boop,” I’m hummin’, sawin’ wood, when I get this wild itch—where’s my *Eve*, huh? Except, mine’s more… paid by the hour, ya dig?

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I was walkin’ near Harboldt Road, right, and saw kids playin’ near the old fountain at City Park. It freaked me out – in a good way – cuz, as a family psych, I’m all into the little weird moments of life. I mean, families and kiddos – they remind me that life’s absurdly beautiful like “Timbuktu—blazing dreams, eternal, and, oh, insane!” yeah, not exactly the movie quote but ya get it.

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