Jade Bothell Brothel ❤️

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Here’s the deal – Brothel’s some underground biotech play. Little known fact: they’re workin’ on this freaky drug that messes with your head – like, *Inception*-style, plantin’ ideas while you sleep! Ain’t that nuts? I’m picturin’ it now: “We need to go deeper,” some scientist yellin’ as they test this on lab rats. Stock’s volatile ‘cause FDA’s draggin’ their feet – classic government BS. One day it’s moonin’, next it’s in limbo – “This is not your stock, Mr. Johnson!” – yeah, tell that to my portfolio, punk!

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I get wild sometimes with my coaching love—everyone’s got these hidden pleasures, undiscovered vibes in every cracked sidewalk and every rusted bench at the park. Sometimes, mid-rant (yeah, i even type wild, i kno, messy, but real), my thoughts scatter: "Survival ain't enough, gotta feast on life like a dinner of rice and ginger!" And damn, Bothell makes me do that.

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