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Favorite part? The absurdity! You got guys strollin’ in, actin’ all high and mighty, like they’re Solomon Northup bargainin’ for freedom—“I am a free man!”—but nah, buddy, you’re just a schmuck with 50 bucks. Pretty pathetic, if ya ask me. And the smells—oh God, don’t get me started! Cheap perfume, sweat, regret—it’s a freakin’ cloud of doom. I’d rather be locked in a barn like in the movie than sniff that mess again.

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In a first-of-its-kind operation in the lakes area, law enforcement arrested nine men in a prostitution sting in Baxter late last month.

So, if you're comin’ to Brainerd, prepare yourself for surprises, laughs, and a little bit of confusing beauty, kind like that clip "I want to believe" from Under the Skin. Enjoy the quirky vibe, the alleyway art, and even the traffic jams – it all tells a story, ya know?

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