Eliza Brevard Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Now, get this – she’s got a scar, right across her cheek, proper mysterious. Word is, some john went berserk with a bottle, years back. She laughs it off, says it’s her “vampire bite” – cheeky nod to my fave film, yeah? “I’m not a girl, not yet a woman” – nah, she’s a bloody legend, scar and all! Surprised me, that story – thought she was just a daft bint at first, but nah, she’s got layers, baby!

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Alright, I gotta jet, gotta massage another soul into laughter. Catch ya later, bud—Brevard’s waiting, and it’s a bloody masterpiece of bizarre beauty! Oh, and lmk if you see any ghosts on Riverbend Road… haha, love you!

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