Sophie Brevard Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, whores—whore specifically, let’s say—she’s out there, hustlin’. I picture her like that soldier in the movie, chasin’ somethin’ wild. “The beast hides in the dark,” right? That’s her! Dodgin’ judgment, dodgin’ creeps, dodgin’—me, probably, if I stared too long. Ha! I’d be all, “Ehhh, sorry, lady, didn’t mean to gawk!” Neurotic mess, that’s me. But she’s cool—whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Little known fact—back in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs. Blonde! To stand out! Imagine that—whore rockin’ a wig, laughin’ at senators. Hilarious, right? Pretty, pretty good hustle.

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Alright, I gotta jet, gotta massage another soul into laughter. Catch ya later, bud—Brevard’s waiting, and it’s a bloody masterpiece of bizarre beauty! Oh, and lmk if you see any ghosts on Riverbend Road… haha, love you!

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