Paisley Bright Whore ❤️

About New York City

Me, I’d be a shitty whore—too sarcastic. “Five bucks? Honey, my wit’s worth ten!” Probly get slapped. But damn, the guts it takes—surprises me every time. They’re out there, livin’ raw, no script, while I’m over here typin’ 15 typos ‘cause I’m too lazy to proofread. “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time!”—Spike’s line hits hard. Whore’s out there, ownin’ it, while we’re all just judgin’ from the couch. Respect, yo. Total respect.

Marlene Hose

I love spending afternoons at Riverfront Park––so chill. The Crystal River splashes like a movie montage. "Why so serious?" echoes every time I stroll there. I even saw a couple arguing like a scene from The Dark Knight. I went, "I can see Russia from my house!" Lol.

Kelly Oubre Jr. was one of few bright spots for Sixers in 2024-25