Allison Calexico Brothel ❤️

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Favorite bit? The absurdity. You’re payin for somethin that’s free on X half the time—memes included! “It’s not about the money,” they say in *Toni Erdmann*, “it’s about the game.” Brothels are peak human theater—raw, messy, unscripted. Kinda beautiful, kinda gross. Like a SpaceX launch—thrillin, but could blow up any sec.

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Our apartment was the one on the top right. Blissfully unaware the Andrade Apartments were a brothel run by an old lady who posted up in a lawn.

First up, so, Calexico’s got these crazy unique streets – like Main Street, always buzzin’ with life, and Pacific Blvd where you can see endless desert vibes. There's also International Blvd, which kinda bridges our dreams and reality – reminds me of that line from Syndromes and a Century, ya know: “When the past and the future dance together, the present is a miracle.” Weird, right?

U.S. Border Patrol officers seize weapons at Calexico port of entry