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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know, my fave flick—Wes Anderson’s a genius—and I’m like, damn, Sam and Suzy ran off into the woods, all innocent and wild, but this? This is a whole diff game, darlin! Findin a prossie—shit, it’s like huntin for a rare bird in a storm. You gotta know where to look, who to ask, and not get pissed when some creep tries rippin ya off.

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Oh, and BTW, fun fact: there's an old, hidden sauna under the community pool at the East End. I once found it by accident while lookin' for some quiet. Best steam ever, with secret tunes playing – like a hidden rave. Real cool stuff if you’re into odd spa vibes.

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