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About San Jose

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, and lemme tell ya, it’s a dang mess out there. How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, you’re out lookin’ for some company, and it’s like steppin’ into that creepy forest in *Pan’s Labyrinth*—you know, “the path is dangerous, child!” Dark alleys, sketchy vibes, and folks promisin’ stuff they can’t deliver. I got mad as a hornet last week when this guy on the corner swore his “girl” was top-notch, but she looked like she’d been run over by a tractor—twice! False advertisin’, y’all, that’s what ticks me off.

From Carmi Kobren & Abbé Levin

Now, neighborhoods—I’m talkin’ ridged streets, like Cherry Lane, where you find houses with character; some folks even call ‘em “haunted, damn near,” but I think they’re just full of heart. I’ve had clients spill their souls 'cause I give a damn about their backaches besides Massag'ing their knots out. It’s like, every muscle has a story, motherf***er! The whole city breathes, like, “I’m still here – still kickin’ ass!”

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