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So anyway, I’m picturin’ this—I’m out there, tryin’ to find one, and it’s a nightmare. Cars honkin’, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’—“What if she’s a cop?!” Paranoia’s kickin’ in, full *White Material* mode—“They’re comin’ for me, the machetes are out!” I’m dodgin’ shadows, lookin’ like a lunatic. Finally—finally!—I spot her, right? Kinda classy, kinda not—heels clickin’, skirt’s hiked up. Pretty, pretty good, I’m thinkin’. But then—oh God—then I’m talkin’ to her, and it’s a mess. “H-hi, uh, how’s this work?” I stammer, and she’s like, “What’s wrong with you?” Nothin’s wrong! I’m just me! Neurotic, twitchy me!

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This is a place where local drug dealers and hookers live full time. But what REALLY took the cake was the crash we heard at am.

I might rambel a bit here with typos (omg, so spontnaous, truely, defnitely, amaznig, kinda, 4real, wtf, lol, awsm, and srsly!), but that’s life here. The essence of Carpinteria is raw, unfiltered, and pure.

Santa Barbara police arrest Carpinteria man for multiple robberies Friday morning