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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

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Yo, so, listen up - I've been livin’ here in Castro-Valley for years now, and lemme tell ya, it’s a riot of chill vibes and hidden gems. I'm the relaxation specialist around these parts, so yeah, I notice the little things—you know, the way the breeze swirls on Pacific Ave, or that quiet hum on Foothill Blvd. It's like, everything's got its own groove, kinda like "Tropical Malady" where the world is transformin’ and movin’ mysteriously… Shaken, not stirred, baby.

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