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So yeah, whores—risky, badass, and funny as hell. Respect my authoritah, or I’ll shove this actuary calculator up your ass! They’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ me laugh, pissin’ me off, and keepin’ shit real. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here, bitches! Just like vampires—eternal, kinda sexy, and screw the rules!

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Collecting and expanding pieces from her seminal newsletter detailing the inner and outer sexual life of a grocery store cashier.

But lemme tell ya, sometimes I get a lil' aggressive – traffic snarl on Redwood St can make me mad! Cars honking like dogs in a bag, I be like “NO, VERY NICE!” I nearly collapse, but my spirit soothes me, reminds me, "Silence, caché!"

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