Bella Cedar Rapids Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little secret, precious – whores used bells, y’know? Middle Ages, jinglin’ so folk knew they’re comin’ – hilarious! Imagine that racket – jingle, jangle, “Oi, here’s yer shag!” Cracks me up, it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it – too busy eatin’! Me fave bit? When they’re sassy – one told a copper, “Piss off, I’m workin’!” – bold as brass!

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Sometimes I wonder if Life’s just "Spring Breakers" on repeat – moments that pop and dazzle then vanish quick. You see, massages here aren’t just about rubs. They’re a lifeline, a break from the typical monotony. You find yourself opening up about the crappy bits that make ya mad, the times that make you laugh, and even those weird, late-night epiphanies that hit when you least expect it.

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