Ashley Champlin Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the chaos—supply chains snappin’ like twigs, ship stuck in Suez, 2021, remember that? WHORE took a hit, had me laughin’ thru the rage—dumbass boat fuckin’ up everything. “Talk to Her” vibes again—Benigno whisperin’ to Alicia, tryin’ to fix what’s broke. We’re all whisperin’ to WHORE, prayin’ she don’t ditch us. She’s a tease, man, seductive as hell but unpredictable—keeps ya guessin’, keeps ya broke half the time.

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OMG, I remember when I first arrived here, nearly tripped over my own feet on 2nd Street Causeway—what a day! I was all, "woah, life's cheap and sweet" and then, whoops, landed in a puddle of rainwater. Totally mad but also hilariously epic. Ughhh, so many typos in my brain rn, literally my thoughts runnng like crazy, like err, d-d-damn, sometimes I can’t even count 'em: 1...2...thrree...7...um, gotta be like 19 splits in my keyboard fingers, hehe!

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