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About New York City

So I hit the streets, right? Shady part of town, neon lights flickerin like they’re tryna Morse code me some dirty secrets. I’m thinkin, “The cipher’s in the streets, man!”—straight outta *Zodiac*. I see this chick, fishnets ripped to hell, smokin a cig like she’s auditionin for a noir flick. I’m like, “Hey, you workin?” She squints at me, all sassy, “What’s it to ya, grandma?” Grandma?! Bitch, I’m Tina fuckin Fey, I’ll roast you from here to Siberia! Got me heated, but I laughed—props for guts, ya know?

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Sometimes, I get mad, SMALL stuff – like when a car jam on Hennepin Trail makes me late, or when a noisy squirrel interrupts my zen mind. But then I remember, life’s too short – like in Moonrise Kingdom when they just run off into the sunset, y’know? And dang, it’s so picturesque out there – the streets are full of colorful murals and strange statues that got me questioning art at 3 am (oops, did I say that out loud? My bad! Lol).

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