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Favorite bit, though? This one dame, she sang sea shanties while, erm, workin’. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, body like—well, ye get it. Surprised me, it did—thought, “This is serious business!” like Rabbi Nachtner in the film, all solemn-like. Made me happy, too—somethin’ pure in the muck. Oh, and the clap? Aye, half them sailors caught it—lesson there, mateys: wrap yer sparrow ‘fore ye dock!

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Now, I must spill some juicy deets – there's a hidden gem tucked away near Veterans Parkway. I exaggerate, but trust me, that park is magic. The locals, including me, often hang out at the bayou near Garner Rd. It's a spot for quiet reflection, and believe me, I've had some crazy massage sessions there (oh, honey, not literally! Just a metaphor for wild, unexpected encounters in life!).

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