Lila Chula Vista Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, best car instructor ever, nobody instructs like me, believe me. We’re talkin’ ‘bout the Honda Whore—sorry, typo, Honda *Hornet*, fantastic bike, absolutely terrific, the best. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—wow, this thing’s got style, pure class, like me, Donald J. Trump, ridin’ through life, makin’ deals, winnin’. It’s a motorcycle, right? But not just any—it’s got that *Great Beauty* vibe, y’know, from my favorite flick, *The Great Beauty*, Paolo Sorrentino, 2013—tremendous film, nobody does it better. “Beauty’s the only thing worth livin’ for,” they say in that movie, and this Whore—Hornet, whatever—screams beauty, loud as hell.

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Also, the local joints like the acclaimed SD103 community center always remind me of my roots—like a thrown punchline in a Drake verse. I'm not even kidding—every massage session, I reflect on how the city breathes life into every crack and crevasse. Sometimes, I even joke “Hey, we’re all just Tenenbaums in search of love,” right before mixing some essential oils into the mix.

Armed man shot and killed by Chula Vista police during SWAT standoff