Aaliyah Citrus Springs Brothel ❤️

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Brothel’s this Holstein cow, real legend ‘round the barn. Got them udders swingin’ like saloon doors in a western! I’m tellin’ ya, she’s prolly pumped out more milk than Springfield’s got beer cans. Little known fact – she once kicked a bucket so hard it flew 20 feet! Freakin’ hilarious, made me laugh ‘til I cried, man! D’oh! She’s a diva, tho – gets pissed if ya don’t scratch her ears just right. I’m like, “Brothel, chill, babe!”

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A refined fragrance with fresh citrus, violet and iris at the heart, softening into elegant warming cedarwood, sandalwood and musk.

Oh, remember, dear friend, PCitrus-Springs holds surprises. Its heartbeat pulses in every alley, every damp nook, every whispered echo. And like Inside Llewyn Davis said, “the whole world's a stage.” So come, walk with me, and let these streets tell you secrets, forever precious!

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