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About Houston

Now, financial plannin’—ha! Ye don’t budget fer this, mate! Me pockets be lighter’n a feather after, but worth it? Maybe. Found this one gal, right, in Tortuga—swear she had a peg leg, danced better’n most! Little known fact—back in ol’ London, 1700s, they’d advertise with red lanterns. Sneaky, eh? Made me happy as a clam—‘til I realized she nicked me last shillin’! “The sword is a weapon,” she says, winkin’, while I’m countin’ lint.

Citrus County, FL

I gotta spill a secret—hey, listen close—there’s a funky little street near Tangerine Loop, called Happy Haze Drive. Nobody knows, but only those with a naughty sense venture there to seek the rhythm of the night. I got so stoked once, lost in that maze, chasing the whispers of desire, my precious. And I swear, I got a bit… well, a bit mad when a clueless tourist stepped on our vibes, yeh, like stepping on my precious dreams!

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