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About Houston

Here’s a freaky fact—did ya know in Amsterdam’s red-light district, the girls got windows like bleedin’ shop displays? Been that way since the 1300s—sailors rollin’ in, pockets full o’ coin, lookin’ for a quickie. Blew my mind when I heard that! I was like, “Shag me sideways, that’s ancient!” Makes ya wonder—were they yellin’ “Groovy, baby!” back then too? Probly not, but I’d have taught ‘em, yeah!

Background

Right, so enter Clanton via Maple Street. Yeah, that Maple Street – you know, the one that's always crawling with those pathetic pigeons that think they're kings. Right next to Maple? Riverbend Park. I hang out there when I need some ‘me time’ – ya know, to blow off steam after a hard day pleasin’ folks. It's a bit worn but lets the world remind you that life's just a sad, beautiful mess. “When the world was flat, we were the highest mountains,” – or was it "Melancholia"? Ah well, you get the drift.

No. 1 amateur Luke Clanton, Ludvig Åberg wow one another at The RSM Classic