Audrey Cleveland Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Little known fact, check it - word on the street, she once rolled with a band nobody heard of, pre-fame, slingin’ her charm like backstage passes. Got ‘em hooked, then ghosted, left ‘em broke and cryin’. Savage, right? Reminds me of that line, “You’re too well-known to be obscure,” but she flips it, stays a mystery, fuckin’ with ya mind. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ lean, thinkin’, “Is she a muse or a menace?” Maybe both, dawg.

A displaced Clevelander honors his hometown by stalking the man who spurned us

Cuyahoga River rolls by with its own swagger. It’s got history and stories n’ all. I remember days of chillin’ on a random riverfront bench. Crazy, man. I’d be like, “Your move, Universe!” like in that Coen flick style.

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