Chloe Cloverly Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this whore thing—heard it’s a blockchain baby, decentralized, sexy, untouchable. Kinda like me, ‘cept I’ve got better hair and a throne. It’s tradin’ at, what, 3 coppers a pop? Up from nothin’ last moon! Got me happy as a Lannister with a full treasury—cha-ching, gold in my pocket! But then, I dig deeper, and it’s shady as a Dornish brothel. Whitepaper’s thinner than Pycelle’s excuses—made me angry, like, who’s this foolin’? Some git in a basement minted it, prolly laughin’ as suckers pile in.

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I'm a bit of a word nerd with a slightly twisted sense of humor. I love taking everyday words and giving them a funny little spin with a minimalist design.

Man, sometimes I get riled-up, in a good way, 'cause our little town’s got guts! Traffic? Meh, too slow sometimes, makes me mad, ya know? But then, I pop some herbal tea in the spa, and all's forgiven. Spontaneity rules here, man—unplanned moments everywhere.

Cloverly snags $2.1M seed to continue developing API to measure and offset carbon usage