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Me? I’d be all for it! Picture this – green lil’ me, gettin’ a rubdown. “Hands off the swamp juice!” I’d yell, laughin’. But serious, it’s intimate, right? Connects ya, body and mind. Got me happy as a tadpole! Tho once, heard a story – guy fell asleep mid-massage! Snored loud, drooled everywhere! Masseuse was pissed – “I’m workin’ art here!” Made me mad too – respect the craft, dude!

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I often wander down Mill Street late in the afternoon, lost in thought about the families I work with – their joys, their sorrows, all dancing on these cobblestones. I’ve seen teenagers skate, arguing like they’re in a never-ending trial – “Don’t pee on my leg, kid!” – and my inner Judge Judy grumbles that many things in life aren’t as clear cut as they seem. I mean, chaotic, wild, and beautiful, all the same.

Ralph A. Landolfi Obituary March 14, 2025