Esme Coldwater Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Lemme tell ya, I saw this chick once – total pro, swear she had tricks up her sleeve like Dom Cobb stealin’ secrets. Worked some shady corner near Springfield’s dump – smelled like Krusty’s gym socks, ugh! But she was slick, dude, dodgin’ cops like it’s a freakin’ game. Made me laugh, like, “Ha! Take that, pigs!” Got me thinkin’ – whores got skills, yo.

Mission Statement:

'Semblances' is slower than 'SIG Safer', but carries on its sense of dread and acts as sort of splash of cold water to the face after 'NTW'.

Look, there’s a neighborhood called Sunnyside where all sorts of quirky art installations catch your eye, and let me tell ya, my spa clientele always ends up spoutin’ off how it ain’t like anywhere else. It’s them little gem spots kinda hidden from the big shots. There’s also a diner on Oak that serves the best gravy, no jive, and it's been my secret unwind spot after a long day of massagin’ necks and backs, sorting out folks’ knots—ya know?

Softball sweeps for Coldwater and Bronson