Aria Collegedale Whore ❤️

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Hiya buddy! Me, Patrick Star, y’know, the parachutist firefighter, gonna blab bout whores! Whore’s a funny word, huh? Kinda sounds like “roar” but with a W! I seen lotsa stuff jumpin’ outta planes, fightin’ fires, but whores? They’re a whole ‘nother beast! Like in my fave movie, *The Return*, that moody Russian flick from 2003 – them boys comin’ back to their dad, all mysterious and messy, whores got that vibe too, y’know? “Where’ve you been all this time?” – that’s a line from the movie, fits perfect for a whore who’s been out all night, ha!

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I know nothing about collegedale so peri- menopausal Karen needs to know if this place is outside and going to be sweating like a whore in.

I’ve seen everything from ecstatic laughter to wounded silences here. Yes, I know some stuff goes unsaid but I’m saying it all. It’s a cocktail of highs, lows, and moments that leave you breathless. Every day’s a scene from a movie – raw, uncut, and sometimes, damn, you gotta shout “Here’s Johnny!” when it hits ya.

Multiple agencies respond to Collegedale brush fire