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Aight, listen up, ya freakin’ idiots! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! Talkin’ bout prostitutes today—hell yeah! So, there’s this chick, right, sellin’ her goodies on the street, and I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, that’s bold!” Reminds me of *Tabu*—ya know, my fave flick, 2012, Miguel Gomes, total badass vibes. That movie’s all “Innocent games turn into bitter tears,” and I’m thinkin’, this hooker’s life prolly started all cute too, then bam—bitter freakin’ tears!

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Prostitution · Providing Alcohol to Minors · Resisting Arrest · Domestic Violence Colts Neck Municipal Court Address. Cedar Drive. Colts Neck, NJ

I gotta say, Colts-Neck (us) is a maddening, laugh-out-loud mix of posh and pesky. Unique, quirky, and a bit rough around the edges – kinda like me. You might get pissed off by its pretentious parts, but you'll love it too, like that twist ending in a Kim Ki-duk flick. And for heaven's sake, don’t be an idiot sandwich – go explore every bloody nook and cranny!

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