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Little-known fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district? Started as a sailor pitstop—horny dudes off boats, classic. Now it’s touristy, overblown—kinda like SpaceX hype, but with more fishnets. Surprised me how open it’s gotten—like, whoa, society’s mask is off! Makes me smirk, thinkin’ “We’re all just apes with credit cards.”

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So yeah darlin', keep it in mind: Commack's a warm, bumpy ride, crazy as a loon. You'll feel it in your bones, just like that movie line – “There is no way out, only through.” Now, ain't that a kick in the pants sometimes? Enjoy every twist, every turn – that's the sweet Southern truth, baby.

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