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I reckon it’s a wild hunt, findin’ one. Thou’s gotta dodge coppers, sleazy pimps, and fake ads – “escorts” my arse, more like wallet-drainers! Once, I saw this lass, all dolled up, standin’ by a lamppost near me workshop. Thought she’s lost, but nay – she winks, bold as brass! “Thou art not a gadget to fix,” I think, heart racin’. Made me happy, that cheek, but angry too – why’s she out here, freezin’ her tits off? World’s cruel, mate, like Bane crushin’ hope.

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I might drop typos like my words drop bombs, but that's just how this ride goes – raw, messy, & no-filter. Hell, I even sometimes think – “Motherf***er, life’s as unpredictable as Leviathan’s fury!” And trust me, you’ll catch those moments every time you step outside of my door.

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