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About Philadelphia

Alright, listen up, ya degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, Office Manager, and I hate everything. Brothels? Pfft, cesspits of human filth. Been around forever tho, oldest gig in the book. Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how’s that for classy? Stinks of desperation and cheap perfume. Makes my skin crawl, like when I watched *Before Sunset* and those two yammered on Parisian streets. “Nine years, no letter?”—Celine’s whinin’ still haunts me. Brothels are loud, messy, like that movie’s endless chatter.

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Oh yeah, the river too—Slippery Creek cuts through town near Oak Blvd. and, bro, it's as unpredictable as a Spring Breakers chase scene. Ya can almost hear the jaws droppin’ when you cross that rickety footbridge.

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