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Best part? Findin’ one who’d play along. Told this one, Mara, to act like she’s sneakin’ me outta some fancy hotel. “The keys, sir!” she’d giggle, like we’re in *Budapest*, dodgin’ guards. Made it fun, y’know? Till she stole my ring. Little thief—shoulda gutted her, but I was too drunk, laughin’. “Zero, confused,” I slurred, quotin’ the movie, cos I was—fuckin’ zero clue where my ring went.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout Riverbend Park on the edge of town near Birch Rd. – it's totally underrated, man. I spent some raddest sunsets sittin’ there, watchin’ the river creep by like a lazy snake. It’s like, “Dude, why does life feel so damn epic sometimes?” And ya can literally catch fish if you're into that sorta thing.

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