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Me, I’d stroll in, all charm, sippin chianti, watchin the chaos. Happy? Sure, when the girls flip the script—outsmart the pricks. Surprised? Always, cuz ya never know who’s runnin the show. “The cow drinks water…”—fuckin poetic, right? *Timbuktu* nails it—life’s simple, brutal, and strange in those walls. Brothels ain’t just sex, nah, they’re theaters of the damned, and I’m here for the show, Clarice… front row, baby.

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