Eliza Converse Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m typin dis fast, typos galore, coz Whore’s a whirlwind. She flirts wiv da boss, spills coffee on purpose—says it’s “art.” ART MY FOOT! One time, she hid my stapler, giggled, “You’ll thank me later.” I didn’t. Hated her dat day. But—get dis—she once fixed da printer wiv a hairpin! Surprised me big time, jaw dropped, like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” She’s chaos, but useful chaos, ya dig?

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

converse-whore · [deleted by user] · Stopping for a cool down after my run! They are RIPE · Anyone who says you can't hike in converse, clearly hasn't hiked in.

Yo, yo, yo, what's up my dude? Let me tell ya 'bout Converse, US – home to a vibe that’s dope like Inception dreams – layers on layers, ya feel? I been kickin' it here for years, doin' my sexologist thing, and trust me, this place got secrets in every corner. Converse ain't just streets and concrete – it's an experience, Young Mula Baby!

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